Educating Bed-Wetters
A few days ago, I tweeted that coronahysteria has been useful for helping my daughter narrow down her list of colleges: she’s eliminating the ones that are currently closed or remote-only because it...
View ArticleThe Bed-Wetters Saved The World! (Just Ask Them)
Turns out that despite my frequent criticisms of the bed-wetters, they actually saved the whole world from dying. I know this because they’ve told me so on Twitter. I pointed out that we can stop...
View ArticleLand Of The Sorta-Free And Home Of The Bed-Wetters
Pardon the absence. I’ve been socially distancing myself from the blog because I’m afraid if I interact with too many of you, I’ll catch the coronavirus and die. I’ve learned from the bed-wetter media...
View ArticleObese? You’re Causing Global Warmi — Er, Climate Change!
Well dang, it’s becoming more and more difficult to know who to blame for global warmi—er, climate change. In my previous post, we learned that climate change is caused by meat-eating men: Lisa Baker,...
View ArticleAs Usual, The Experts Are Blinded By Their Own Biases
You’re probably aware of the tragic story about a teen who apparently lost his vision because of a lousy diet. Here’s the opening to an article from CNN: Eating a diet of french fries, Pringles and...
View ArticleDogs Need Grains? Here We Go Again … With Commentary From My Dog
The FDA recently released a report linking grain-free dog food to a rare heart condition in dogs. Some people on Twitter have suggested the real problem is the pea protein in grain-free dog food....
View ArticleThat ‘White Meat Raises Your Cholesterol As Much As Red Meat!’ Study Is A...
You probably saw the headlines, like this one from CNN: white meat raises your bad cholesterol just as much as red meat! It’s complete nonsense. Here’s why. Transcript is below. Hello, I’m Tom...
View ArticleThe Fat Head Report: The Latest “Meat Causes Colorectal Cancer!” Study Is...
The latest Fat Head Report video is about yet another “meat causes colorectal cancer!” study a reporter for the Telegraph described as “frankly terrifying.” It’s such weak observational nonsense,...
View ArticleMy Heart’s All A-Flutter! The Anointed, The Wisdom Of Crowds, And Another...
Years ago, I read an interview with a researcher who said something like, “If you want to study the migratory patterns of squirrels and you name your proposed study The migratory patterns of squirrels,...
View ArticlePushups And Heart Attacks: The Usual Harvard Nonsense
I recently came across yet another example of why observational studies tend to suck. You’ve probably seen the headlines, like this one from USA today: Men Who Can Do More Than 40 Push-Ups Far Less...
View ArticleEat Me, Lancet … These People Are A Perfect Example Of The Anointed
Actually, I know the EAT-Lancet people won’t eat me because I’m made of meat. To stay within the range of what they consider healthy (and sustainable!) meat consumption, they’d have to divide me into...
View ArticleEat Your Grains And Obey Your Rulers
I’m sure you’ve seen the headlines. Here’s just one example: Low-carb diets could shorten life, study suggests. And here’s a quote from the article: Low-carb diets, such as Atkins, have become...
View ArticleLies Lying Liars Tell
Last week, I explained why lying liars lie: they believe it’s okay to abuse the truth if what they consider a Big Truth is advanced in the process. Morgan Spurlock was, by his own admission, an...
View ArticleDr. Willett Has Convinced Me To Become A Gorilla
Dr. Walter Willett, whom the Boston Globe once described as the world’s most influential nutritionist, has finally convinced me to adopt the diet of a gorilla. Yes, it’s a big mental shift, but the...
View ArticlePost-Feminist Vegans Are Doing The Right Thing For The Wrong Reasons
Boy … uh, I mean Non-Gender-Specific Person, it must be tough being a committed vegan these days. There you are, convinced you’re doing The Right Thing, only to discover that you’re doing The Right...
View ArticleDietitians Want Their Bad Advice To Be The Only Advice: A Tale of Three Twitties
Actually, this post is about three tweets, but A Tale of Three Twitties is catchier. I came across the three tweets on the same day, and together they tell the story of what’s wrong with the current...
View ArticleJane Brody And The American Heart Association Bravely Admit They’ve Been...
The strategy is clear now. The American Heart Association, terrified that the Wisdom of Crowds effect is causing more and more people to reject their arterycloggingsaturatedfat! nonsense, has decided...
View ArticleThe Guy From CSPI And The Guy from AHA Bravely Agree They’ve Been Right All...
Back in June, the American Heart Association released a Presidential Advisory Report that I covered in posts titled The American Heart Association Bravely Admits They’ve Been Right All Along, part one...
View ArticleThe (lack of) Evidence That Meat Causes Cancer
Several people have emailed to ask if I’m going to watch and critique What The Health, the latest vegan-propaganda movie. Uh … no. I see no reason to torture myself. I’m pretty sure I can guess what...
View ArticleStatins For Everyone! (again)
I’ll turn 59 in November. That means in just 15 months, I should start taking a statin. That’s the conclusion of a new study reported in the U.K. Independent online: Almost every older person should be...
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